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Los 10 mejores chistes cortos en inglés

Existe un tópico bastante extendido que dice que los ingleses no tienen sentido del humor, la famosa flema británica a la que siempre se alude. Nada más lejos de la realidad, los ingleses también tienen su propio sentido del humor, y pueden ser bastante graciosos. No te pierdas nuestra selección de los mejores chistes cortos en inglés.

Mejores chistes cortos en inglés

A man went to sell his dog. A buyer asked him, “Is this dog faithful?”. The man replied, “Yes,I have sold him 3 times but he returns to me”.

 

– What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?

-I don’t know and I don’t care.

 

I’m always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records.  What I can’t understand is, if they don’t know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

 

– Why did the student throw his watch out of the school window?

– He wanted to see time fly.

 

They say an Englishman laughs three times at a joke. The first time when everybody gets it, the second a week later when he thinks he gets it, the third time a month later when somebody explains it to him.

 

Teacher: Jennifer, go to the map and find North America.

Jennifer: Here it is.

Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

Class: Jennifer

 

Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one. He’s never gonna give you Up.

 

Employer : We need someone for this Job, who is Responsible.

Applicant : Sir, your search ends here, in my previous job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I am Responsible…

 

A nervous old lady on a bus was made even more nervous by the fact that the driver periodically took his arm out of the window. When she couldn’t stand it any longer, she tapped him on the shoulder and whispered on his ear: “Young man…you keep both hands on the wheel…I’ll tell you when it’s raining!”.

 

Doctor: “I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live”.
Patient: “What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!”
Doctor: “Nine”.

¿Crees que estos chistes merecen de verdad el título de mejores chistes cortos en inglés? ¿Conoces alguno mejor? Si es así, no te cortes, estamos deseando oírlo, cuéntanoslo en los comentarios y si quieres aprender más visita nuestra academia de inglés Exam Madrid Academy.

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